Latest Tweets:
Mothers day bone (Taken with instagram)
"Hi there, my name is Andy and I like to stroke my fanny… at little girls that are six years younger than me. They live overseas. They don’t actually like me ‘cause I am stupid. I think that they like me. I am ANDYYY. I like to be called by Joe, ‘cause he never ever calls, what a hoe! Andy is my name and Joe recieves a call from me every day. Well actually more like every five minutes. Joe has to silence his phoo-oone, ‘cause I am a pedophile. I liiiii-*cracks up*"
Nate, singing about Andy.
(Source: youtu.be)
Stripper Comedians
- Captain Scott: question: is there such a thing as a stripper comedian
- Verily Pierce: Not yet
- Verily Pierce: I will be the first
- Captain Scott: yes
Noah’s amazing promo for my stream! (Skyler and the corn.)
(Source: bloodcoveredhands)
"I learnt all my life lessons from indie videogames, man. […] And Here Comes Launchman taught me if you want something, you just have to press towards it for the correct period of time before releasing."
Samuel D. Lockhart (via zachhinchy)
Have two new USW boss screenshots!
I have no idea why Tumblr stretched the crap out of them. Right clicking & clicking “Open Image in New Tab” should fix it.
